charlottan:

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

wolf-m4sc:

1894

Vintage illustration of wolves

ashleyloob:

bodega catgirls (print available!)

kalichnikov:

grox:

Hi its the home owners association we’re just calling to let you know there’s a rare grub starving to death somewhere in your yard would you mind looking for it and tossing it some banana peels

greathoughtsphilosopy:

cheddar-baby:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

roadrunnerposting:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is “the angel’s lament”, my new cocktail

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

sygol:

sygol:

*grabbing you by the hair while you are blindfolded and kneeling* no damnit, thats the phillips-head screwdriver, you can tell because its vibrational aura is two waves, the yin being a half cycle out of phase. try again. place your fingers into the toolbox again, but this time feel with the spirit, not the body

ALT

you dont know nothing about anything bitch